I had a big bag of carrots standing in the kitchen. I heard rustling, while putting away groceries, and looking up saw Denny with a carrot hightailing it out on the deck (he had to open the bag first before he could grab one). I grabbed my camera and this is what transpired:
I've got a carrot!!! Come and get it, if you dare!
A really tasty carrot!
You want a piece of my carrot?
Hell NO!!!! What carrot? Didn't see no carrot!
What about you, Maggie? YOU want a piece of my carrot?
Uh-uh! Not me! No thanks!
Are you sure? Because I'm NOT SHARING!
What are YOU looking at? MY CARROT?
I think I better eat my carrot now!
And that was the end of the carrot.